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Mitch was sure he was about to die of
boredom as he pushed the tea trolley along the interminable length of the shiny
corridor, towards the secret, underground offices of the MI32. The clatter of
the cups on the saucers rebounded off the walls and he was pretty sure any
enemy of the state could pick up the racket anywhere in the world, given
today’s technology.
A
hand dove around in front of him and grabbed his badge.
“Hey!”
“It’s
okay. It’s me. You can have my badge in exchange.”
“Come
on, don’t be nuts. What’s going on?” Mitch watched with his mouth gaping as his
brother, Joe, took off his suit.
“There
are cameras everywhere,” Mitch reminded him.
“I’ve
seen to that,” Joe said. “Now give me your uniform.”
“What’s
going on, Joe, for Pete’s sake?” Mitch could get muddled, but even his brain
could tell something was amiss.
“I’m
Mitch now. You’re Agent Joseph Fond,
just for one day. Nothing’s going to happen, I promise. Just a routine day at
the office. All you have to do is sit at my desk and stare at the computer
screen. You’ll be fine.”
“What
about everyone’s tea?”
“I’ve
arranged for Tinman to take over. He’s coming now.” They turned and watched the
slow, ponderous metallic robot whirring and creaking. “He’s programmed to
deliver the tea, and he knows who wants sugar.”
“He’ll
do a better job.”
“Yes,
he probably will.”
Mitch
smoothed down his hair as Joe gave the black shoes a buff with a bit of spit
and a rub with the sleeve of his brother’s uniform.
“Okay,
you’re ready. My badge works the same way as yours, but it gets you in
everywhere except the dungeon.”
“The
dungeon’s where they keep the Elephant server.”
“Only
two people have access to the Elephant and I’m not one of them. So, don’t go
down there.”
“Why
am I doing this, by the way?”
“So
I can play a round of golf on that new course up in Scotland.”
“I
thought it’d be something important.”
“It
is for me. See ya.” Joe sprinted back down the corridor.
Mitch
soon caught up with Tinman. He had an urge to spray some oil into the robot’s
joints. What with the rattling tea trolley and the clanking robot, Mitch could
feel a headache coming on. It wasn’t helped by the fact that he sensed eyes on
him and that these eyes would know that he’d recently failed all of the MI32 analytical
examinations and that he didn’t have the fortitude
to be an agent.
He
accessed Joe’s office without a hitch and sat in the chair which adjusted
itself to fit his back, legs and arm lengths, as well as his distance from the
computer screen. The sensation of being positioned by the chair made Mitch
nauseated and he glanced around to see if there was a waste paper basket. None.
No paper anywhere either, he noted.
“Ah,
glad I found you here.” A large man with an incongruous moustache, deep
gravelly voice and thick lenses in black-framed glasses almost filled the
doorway. “Joe, you must leave immediately. You’ve been assigned to “Operation Caper”. You’ll be briefed by Agent
Barking.”
“Operation
Caper?”
“Thanks,
old chap.”
I’m
not old, Mitch thought. He dared not move for fear of the chair re-positioning
him again but he would have liked to look in a mirror to check if he’d aged
dramatically since he got out of bed that morning.
“Agent
Barking here. We’ve not met.” A lithe woman with long blond hair and sparkling blue
eyes grabbed Mitch’s hand with such vigour he reckoned he should ice it
afterwards. He moved and the chair started purring, so he sprung up.
“Oh,
is your chair faulty?” Agent Barking asked.
“I
think it must be. Tell me about ‘Operation Caper’.”
“This
is of the utmost importance and, of course, top secret.”
“Top
secret.”
“We
must leave within the hour to fly to Paris.”
“To
Paris.”
“We
must retrieve the stolen data which was collected by the Bubble Telescope and stored in the Elephant.”
“The
Elephant.”
“Were
you aware that the invaluable pictures of AMIS training camps had been stolen?”
“No,
I don’t think I was. Was I?”
“Probably
not. That’s top secret too. Pick up your bag and follow me.”
Mitch
saw a bag in the corner of the office and followed Agent Barking, clutching it
to his chest. He wondered if everyone got their tea. He hadn’t seen any sign of
Tinman outside his office.
“Look
as relaxed as possible at the airport,” Agent Barking said. “We have special
clearance, so there shouldn’t be a problem.”
It
was a pretty short flight across the Channel but Mitch was disappointed that he
wasn’t flying business class. He wanted to ask Agent Barking so many questions
about “Operation Caper” but she was snoring. He could hear her rumbles above
the engine noise.
They
landed safely.
“Once
we get to the hotel,” Agent Barking told him, “we must be very cautious. There
is a change of clothes in your bag. We have to lie low and not draw attention
to ourselves.”
His
room was nice but not extraordinary. Weren’t MI32 agents given suites? He found
a pair of jeans and a shirt in the bag, as well as socks and loafers. He
changed and made sure he was in the lobby to meet Agent Barking at the precise
time she had instructed him to be there.
She
walked towards him wearing slim black slacks and a red, silky blouse. Her
make-up highlighted her shimmering blue eyes and bright smile. She grabbed his
arm.
“We
need to look like a couple.”
“A
couple.”
She
led him to a pair of imposing, dark-oak doors.
“We
have to meet some important people in here,” she said. She opened the doors. It was dark. Lights
flashed on and a room full of about seventy-five people yelled “surprise!” and
then “happy birthday!”.
Joe
bounced over to Mitch and gave him a bear hug.
“It’s
not every day you turn forty and I thought this should be an extra special
celebration. I can never thank you enough for saving my life in that op. I know
things have been rough for you since then, because of your injuries. Just want
to say thanks and many happy returns of the day!” Joe handed him a glass of
beer.
They
all lifted their glasses and cheered, breaking into “for he’s a jolly good
fellow”. Mitch beamed at them, but deep inside he yearned to be Agent Mitch
Fond again, speeding after the bad guys in his Aston Martin, switching on the
jet propulsion, firing his missiles and bringing those devils down. But his
muddled brain was uncertain as to whether that memory was real or not. He
looked around the room and decided that he’d best enjoy this party in Paris.
Life is short.
Agent
Barking poured him another beer.
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